- Karl Rahner is a better theologian than Karol Wojtyla;
- We should stand throughout Mass, which should be the 1962 Roman Missal;
- We should not go to war because Bush is a commie;
- Peter Kreeft should be made archbishop of Boston (And John Mallon should be an auxiliary);
- I think the NOR is wrong about Scott Hahn, but not Fr. Neuhaus;
- Who IS Adrienne Von Speyr, anyway?;
- I'm for racial profiling of white people, especially West Allis (WI) Germans;
- Greg Popcak is the antichrist.
Did I mention that I was thinking of auctioning off Emily Stimpson's cat?